Make Groans Not War Zombie T-Shirt

$23.99 USD
$23.99 USD
Color: Navy
Size: S
Subtotal: $23.99

Free T-shirt shipping in the USA! Plus, worldwide shipping is free on orders over $75.

Attention undead fashion enthusiasts and sarcasm aficionados! Prepare to reanimate your wardrobe with our "Make Groans Not War" zombie t-shirt - the ultimate funny zombie shirt for those who prefer their peace slogans with a side of brain matter.

 

🧟‍♂️ Why settle for boring when you can be drop-dead gorgeous? 🧟‍♀️

 

This unisex soft-style tee puts a fresh spin on casual comfort, much like how our zombie friend puts a spin on classic peacenik vibes. Crafted from 100% ring-spun cotton (solid colors), it's softer than a freshly dug grave and lighter than your conscience after the apocalypse (4.5 oz/yd²).

 

Key Features of this Hilarious Zombie Shirt:

• 100% ethically grown US cotton (we're ethical, even if zombies aren't)

• Heather colors include polyester for that "recently resurrected" look

• Twill tape on shoulders - because even the undead need durability

• No side seams - smooth like a zombie's pick-up lines

• Ribbed knitting collar - curls less than a zombie's toes

 

Fabric Blends (for the fashion-forward flesh-eater):

• Heather colors: 35% cotton, 65% polyester

• Sport Grey & Antique: 90% cotton, 10% polyester

• Graphite Heather: 50/50 cotton-polyester blend (perfectly balanced, as all things should be)

 

This classic fit crew neck delivers a clean look, unlike the messy eaters in your average zombie horde. Whether you're shambling through a comic con or just want to add some undead humor to your daily grind, this tee is your ticket to groan-worthy greatness.

 

Remember, in a world of mindless conformity, be the zombie who stands out. Make groans, not war - because sometimes, all you need is a little dark humor to brighten your day.

 

Order now and join the ranks of the fashionably undead! (Brain-eating skills not included, but highly recommended for the full experience.)

 

  S M L XL 2XL 3XL
Width, in 18.00 20.00 22.00 24.00 26.00 28.00
Length, in 28.00 29.00 30.00 31.00 32.00 33.00
Sleeve length, in 8.23 8.50 8.74 9.02 9.25 9.49
Size tolerance, in 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50

 

Shipping policy

Hey, Bold By Design fans across the globe! 🌍 When you order one of our unique, cheeky graphic pieces, we're all about speed. In the US, you're likely to get your stylish order in about 7 days. But remember, during those fashionably busy times, it might take up to 14 days. It's just a bit more anticipation for your trendy reveal!

For our international style enthusiasts, we aim for a 14-day delivery too. But, let's be real – international shipping sometimes has its own mind, so it could take a little longer. We appreciate your patience as your order makes its global journey!

We've even got a network of global production partners to speed things up. This means your order could be made closer to you, cutting down on travel time.

🚚 Flat Fee & Worldwide Shipping: Our shipping policy is straightforward and budget-friendly. For all t-shirts, no matter where in the world, enjoy a flat shipping fee of just $5 USD. However, for hoodies, the shipping fee is $9.99 USD globally, with an exception for the USA, where it's only $5 USD. Plus, as a special offer, all t-shirt deliveries to the USA are completely free of charge!

Bold By Design Return Policy

At Bold By Design, we are dedicated to offering high-quality, fashionable apparel. We understand that there may be situations where a return or exchange is required. Our policy is crafted to ensure a fair and transparent process for both our customers and our business.

Return Eligibility:

1. We accept returns for products that are defective or damaged, within 15 days from the order date.
2. Due to the made-to-order nature of our products, we unfortunately cannot accept returns or exchanges for reasons of sizing, color, or change of mind.

Return Process:

1. To initiate a return, please contact our support team at info@boldby.design with your order number and clear photos of the defective or damaged item.
2. Our team will review your request and provide further instructions if your return is accepted.
3. Approved returns must be sent back to our facilities within 15 days of the return approval, in the original packaging and condition.
4. Upon receipt and inspection of the returned item, a refund or exchange will be processed.

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